The game

If you think about The Game, you lose The Game. When you lose, you must tell everyone near you. You can not stop playing The Game once informed of the rules. However, the game is to be sold, not to be told. When you hear someone lose the game, then you lose, hate the player. The only way to win The Game is to really, honestly, forget about The Game. This rarely happens so basically you win but will never know you win because as soon as you do, you lose. And yes, you just lost. So stop thinking about it if you want to win, or you're screwed. Contrary to popular opinion, hating the game is not okay. You should hate the player.